Though the world is
so full of a number things
I’m sure
we should all be as happy as
But are we?
No, definitely no,
positively no,
decidedly no, uh-unh

Short people
have long faces
And long people
have short faces
Big people
have little humor
And little people
have no humor at all

And in the words
of that immortal god,
Samuel J. Snodgrass
As he was about to
be lead to the guillotine

Make ‘em laugh
Make ‘em laugh
Don’t you know
everyone wants to laugh?
Ha, ha

My dad said “Be an actor, my son
But be a comical one”
They’ll be standing in lines
For those old
honky-tonk monkeyshines

Now you could study Shakespeare
and be quite elite
And you can charm the critics
and have nothin’ to eat
Just slip on a banana peel
The world’s at your feet

Make ‘em laugh
Make ‘em laugh
Make ‘em laugh

Make ‘em, make ‘em laugh
Don’t you know
everyone wants to laugh?
My grandpa said,
“Go out and tell ‘em a joke
But give it plenty of hoke”

Make ‘em roar
Make ‘em scream
Take a fall, butt a wall
Split a seam

You start off
by pretending you’re a dancer
with grace
You wiggle
‘til they’re giggling
all over the place
And then you get
a great big custard pie
in the face

Make ‘em laugh
Make ‘em laugh
Make ‘em laugh

Make ‘em laugh
Make ‘em laugh
Don’t you know
everyone wants to laugh?

Make ‘em laugh, ha ha
Make ‘em laugh, ha ha
Make ‘em laugh, ha ha ha

Make ‘em laugh
Make ‘em laugh
Make ‘em laugh

ﾄﾞｰ ﾀﾞ ﾜｰｩ ﾃﾞｨｽﾞ
ｿｰ ﾌｫｰ ｵﾌﾞ ｱ ﾅﾝﾊﾞｰ ｽｨﾝｸﾞｽ
ｱｲﾑ ｼｮｰ
ｳｨ ｼｭｯ ｵｰﾋﾞｰ ｱｽﾞ ﾊｯﾋﾟｰ ｱｽﾞ
ﾊﾞｯ ｱｰ ｳｨ?
ﾉ､ ﾃﾞﾌｪﾅｯﾘｰ ﾉｰ､
ﾎﾟｽﾞｨﾃｨﾌﾞﾘｰ ﾉｰ､
ﾃﾞｨｻｲﾃﾞｯ ﾉｰ､ ｱｯｱｰ

ｼｮｰｯ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ
ﾊﾌﾞ ﾛﾝｸﾞ ﾌｪｰｾｽﾞ
ｴﾝ ﾛﾝｸﾞ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ
ﾊﾌﾞ ｼｮｰｯ ﾌｪｰｾｽﾞ
ﾋﾞｯｸﾞ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ
ﾊﾌﾞ ﾘﾛ ﾋｭｰﾏｰ
ｴﾝ ﾘﾛ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ
ﾊﾌﾞ ﾉｰ ﾋｭｰﾏｰ ｱﾛｰ

ｴﾝ ｲﾝﾀﾞ ﾜｰｽﾞ
ｵﾌﾞ ﾀﾞｯ ｲﾓｰﾄｰ ｶﾞｯ
ｻﾐｭｴｩ ｼﾞｪｲ ｽﾉｯｸﾞﾗｽ
ｱｽﾞ ﾋｰ ﾜｽﾞ ｱﾊﾞｳﾄｩ
ﾋﾞｰ ﾘｰﾄｩ ﾀﾞ ｷﾞﾛﾃｨﾝ

ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ
ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ
ﾄﾞﾝﾁｭｰ ﾉｰ
ｴﾌﾞﾘﾜﾝ ｳｫﾝﾂ ﾄｩ ﾗﾌ?
ﾊ､ ﾊ

ﾏｲ ﾀﾞｯ ｾｯ ｢ﾋﾞｰ ｱﾝ ｱｸﾀｰ､ ﾏｲ ｻﾝ
ﾊﾞｯ ﾋﾞｰｱ ｺﾐｶｩ ﾜﾝ｣
ﾃﾞｰｩ ﾋﾞｰ ｽﾀﾝﾃﾞｨﾝ ｲﾝ ﾗｲﾝｽﾞ
ﾌｫｰ ﾄﾞｰｽﾞ ｵｰｩ
ﾎﾝｷﾄﾝ ﾏﾝｷｰｼｬｲﾝｽﾞ

ﾅｳ ﾕｰ ｸｯ ｽﾀﾃﾞｨ ｼｪｰｸｽﾋﾟｱ
ｴﾝﾋﾞｰ ｸﾜｲ ｴﾘｰ
ｴﾝ ﾕｰ ｷｬﾝ ﾁｬｰﾑ ﾀﾞ ｸﾘﾃｨｯｸｽ
ｴﾝ ﾊﾌﾞ ﾅｯｽｨﾝ ﾄｩ ｲｰ
ｼﾞｬｽ ｽﾘｯﾎﾟﾝ ｱ ﾊﾞﾅﾅ ﾋﾟｰｩ
ﾀﾞ ﾜｰｩｽﾞ ｱｯ ﾖｱ ﾌｨｰｯ

ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ
ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ
ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ

ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ､ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ
ﾄﾞﾝﾁｭｰ ﾉｰ
ｴﾌﾞﾘﾜﾝ ｳｫﾝﾂ ﾄｩ ﾗﾌ?
ﾏｲ ｸﾞﾗﾝﾊﾟ ｾｯ
｢ｺﾞｰ ｱｳ ｴﾝ ﾃｩ ｴﾑ ｱ ｼﾞｮｰｸ
ﾊﾞｯ ｷﾞﾋﾞ ﾌﾟﾚﾝﾃｨｰ ｵﾌﾞ ﾎｰｸ｣

ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾛｰ
ﾒｲｹﾑ ｽｸﾘｰﾑ
ﾃｲｶ ﾌｫｰ､ ﾊﾞﾗ ｳｫｰ
ｽﾌﾟﾘｯﾀ ｽｨｰﾑ

ﾕｰ ｽﾀｰﾄﾌ
ﾊﾞｲ ﾌﾟﾘﾃﾝﾃﾞｨﾝ ﾖｱ ｱ ﾀﾞﾝｻｰ
ｳｨｯ ｸﾞﾚｰｽ
ﾕｰ ｳｨｺﾞｰ
ﾃｨｩ ﾃﾞｱ ｷﾞｸﾞﾘﾝ
ｵｰ ﾛｰﾊﾞｰ ﾀﾞ ﾌﾟﾚｰｽ
ｴﾝ ﾃﾞﾝ ﾕｰ ｹﾞｯ
ｱ ｸﾞﾚｰ ﾋﾞｯｸﾞ ｶｽﾀｰ ﾊﾟｲ
ｲﾝﾀﾞ ﾌｪｲｽ

ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ
ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ
ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ

ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ
ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ
ﾄﾞﾝﾁｭｰ ﾉｰ
ｴﾌﾞﾘﾜﾝ ｳｫﾝﾂ ﾄｩ ﾗﾌ?

ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ､ ﾊﾊ
ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ､ ﾊﾊ
ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ､ ﾊﾊﾊ

ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ
ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ
ﾒｲｹﾑ ﾗﾌ