Hey yiah yiah
Yiah yea yea
Hey yiah

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery
and died the next day
It’s a black fly
in your Chardonnay
It’s a death
row pardo two minutes too late
Isn’t it ironic
Don’t you think?

It’s like rain
on your weddin’ day
It’s a free ride
when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice
that you just didn’t take
And who would’ve thought,
it figures

Mr. Play It Safe
was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase
and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life
to take that flight
And as the plane
crashed down he thought
Well, isn’t this nice
And isn’t it ironic
Don’t you think?

It’s like rain
on your weddin’ day
It’s a free ride
when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice
that you just didn’t take
And who would’ve thought,
it figures

Well life has a funny way
of sneakin’ up on you
When you think everything’s okay
and everything’s goin’
right, right
And life has a funny way
of helpin’ you out
When you think
everyhing’s gone wrong
and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam
when you’re already late
A no smoking sign
on your cigarette break
It’s like ten thousand spoons
when all you need is a knife
It’s meetin’ the man of my dreams
And then meetin’
his beautiful wife, umm
And isn’t it ironic
Don’t you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I really do think

It’s like rain
on your weddin’ day
It’s a free ride
when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice
that you just didn’t take
And who would’ve thought,
it figures

And well, life has a funny way
of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny,
funny way of
helpin’ you out
Helpin’ you out

ﾍｲ ｲｪ ｲｪ
ｲｪ ﾔ ﾔ
ﾍｲ ｲｪ

ｱﾝ ｵｰｩ ﾏﾝ ﾀｰﾝ ﾅｲﾝﾃｨｰ ｴｲ
ﾋｰ ｳｫﾝ ﾀﾞ ﾛﾀﾘｰ
ｴﾝ ﾀﾞｲﾀﾞ ﾈｸｽ ﾃﾞｰ
ｲｯﾂ ｱ ﾌﾞﾗｯｸ ﾌﾗｲ
ｲﾝ ﾖｰ ｼｬｰﾄﾞﾈｰ
ｲｯﾂ ｱ ﾃﾞｽ
ﾛｰ ﾊﾟｰﾄﾞ ﾄｩ ﾐﾆｯﾂ ﾄｩｰ ﾚｲ
ｲｽﾞﾆ ｱｲﾛﾆｯ
ﾄﾞﾝ ﾁｭｰ ｽｨﾝｸ?

ｲｯﾂ ﾗｲｸ ﾚｲﾝ
ｵﾝ ﾖｱ ｳｪﾃﾞｨﾝ ﾃﾞｰ
ｲｯﾂ ｱ ﾌﾘｰ ﾗｲ
ｳｪﾝ ﾕｰﾌﾞ ｵｰﾚﾃﾞｨｰ ﾍﾟｲ
ｲｯﾂ ﾀﾞ ｸﾞｯ ｱﾄﾞｳﾞｧｲｽ
ﾀﾞｯ ﾕｰ ﾄﾞﾝ ﾃｲｸ
ｴﾝ ﾌｰ ｳﾄﾞｩﾌﾞ ｿｰｯ
ｲｯ ﾌｨｶﾞｰｽﾞ

ﾐｽﾀｰ ﾌﾟﾚｲ ｲｯ ｾｲﾌ
ﾜｽﾞ ｱﾌﾚｲ ﾄｩ ﾌﾗｲ
ﾋｰ ﾊﾟｯｸ ﾋｽﾞ ｽｰｯｹｰｽ
ｴﾝ ｷｯｽﾄ ﾋｽﾞ ｷｯｽﾞ ｸﾞｯﾊﾞｲ
ﾋｰ ｳｪｲﾃｯ ﾋｽﾞ ﾎｰ ﾀﾞﾑ ﾗｲﾌ
ﾄｩ ﾃｲｸ ﾀﾞｯ ﾌﾗｲ
ｴﾝ ｱｽﾞ ﾀﾞ ﾌﾟﾚｲﾝ
ｸﾗｯｼｭ ﾀﾞｳﾝ ﾋｰ ｿｰﾄ
ｳｪｩ､ ｲｽﾞﾝ ﾃﾞｨｽ ﾅｲｽ
ｴﾝ ｲｽﾞﾆ ｱｲﾛﾆｯ
ﾄﾞﾝ ﾁｭｰ ｽｨﾝｸ?

ｲｯﾂ ﾗｲｸ ﾚｲﾝ
ｵﾝ ﾖｱ ｳｪﾃﾞｨﾝ ﾃﾞｰ
ｲｯﾂ ｱ ﾌﾘｰ ﾗｲ
ｳｪﾝ ﾕｰﾌﾞ ｵｰﾚﾃﾞｨｰ ﾍﾟｲ
ｲｯﾂ ﾀﾞ ｸﾞｯ ｱﾄﾞｳﾞｧｲｽ
ﾀﾞｯ ﾕｰ ﾄﾞﾝ ﾃｲｸ
ｴﾝ ﾌｰ ｳﾄﾞｩﾌﾞ ｿｰｯ
ｲｯ ﾌｨｶﾞｰｽﾞ

ｳｪｩ ﾗｲﾌ ﾊｽﾞ ｱ ﾌｧﾆｰ ｳｪｰ
ｵﾌﾞ ｽﾆｰｷﾝ ｱｯﾌﾟ ｵﾝ ﾕｰ
ｳｪﾝ ﾕｰ ｽｨﾝｸ ｴﾋﾞｨｽｨﾝｸﾞｽ ｵｰｹｲ
ｴﾝ ｴﾋﾞｨｽｨﾝｸﾞｽ ｺﾞｰｲﾝ
ﾗｲ､ﾗｲ
ｴﾝ ﾗｲﾌ ﾊｽﾞ ｱ ﾌｧﾆｰ ｳｪｰ
ｵﾌﾞ ﾍｩﾋﾟﾝ ﾕｰ ｱｳ
ｳｪﾝ ﾕｰ ｽｨﾝｸ
ｴﾋﾞｨｽｨﾝｸﾞｽ ｺﾞｰﾝ ﾛﾝｸﾞ
ｴﾝ ｴﾋﾞｨｽｨﾝｸﾞ ﾌﾞﾛｰｽﾞ ｱｯﾌﾟ
ｲﾝ ﾖｱ ﾌｪｲｽ

ｱ ﾄﾗﾌｨｯｸ ｼﾞｬﾑ
ｳｪﾝ ﾖｱ ｵｰﾚﾃﾞｨｰ ﾚｲ
ｱ ﾉｰ ｽﾓｰｷﾝ ｻｲﾝ
ｵﾝ ﾖｱ ｽｨｶﾞﾚｯ ﾌﾞﾚｰｸ
ｲｯﾂ ﾗｲｸ ﾃﾝ ﾀｳｻﾞﾝ ｽﾌﾟｰﾝｽﾞ
ｳｪﾝ ｵｰ ﾕｰ ﾆｰﾃﾞｨｽﾞ ｱ ﾅｲﾌ
ｲｯﾂ ﾐｰﾃｨﾝ ﾀﾞ ﾏﾝ ｵﾌﾞ ﾏｲ ﾄﾞｨｰﾑｽ
ｴﾝ ﾃﾞﾝ ﾐｰﾃｨﾝ
ﾋｽﾞ ﾋﾞｭｰﾃｨﾌｫｰ ﾜｲﾌ､ ﾝｰ
ｴﾝ ｲｽﾞﾆ ｱｲﾛﾆｯ
ﾄﾞﾝ ﾁｭｰ ｽｨﾝｸ?
ｱ ﾘﾛ ﾄｩｰ ｱｲﾛﾆｯ
ｴﾝ ｲｪｰ､ ｱｲ ｳｨﾘｰ ﾄﾞｩ ｽｨﾝｸ

ｲｯﾂ ﾗｲｸ ﾚｲﾝ
ｵﾝ ﾖｱ ｳｪﾃﾞｨﾝ ﾃﾞｰ
ｲｯﾂ ｱ ﾌﾘｰ ﾗｲ
ｳｪﾝ ﾕｰｳﾞ ｵｰﾚﾃﾞｨｰ ﾍﾟｲ
ｲｯﾂ ﾀﾞ ｸﾞｯ ｱﾄﾞﾊﾞｲｽ
ﾀﾞｯﾁｭｰ ｼﾞｬｽ ﾃﾞｨﾄﾞｩﾝｯ ﾃｲｸ
ｴﾝ ﾌｰ ｳﾄﾞｩﾌﾞ ｿｰﾄ
ｲｯ ﾌｨｶﾞｰｽﾞ

ｴﾝ ｳｪｩ､ ﾗｲﾌ ﾊｽﾞ ｱ ﾌｧﾆｰ ｳｪｰ
ｵﾌﾞ ｽﾆｰｷﾝ ｱｯﾌﾟ ｵﾝ ﾕｰ
ｴﾝ ﾗｲﾌ ﾊｽﾞ ｱ ﾌｧﾆｰ
ﾌｧﾆｰ ｳｪｰ ｵﾌﾞ
ﾍｩﾋﾟﾝ ﾕｰ ｱｳ
ﾍｩﾋﾟﾝ ﾕｰ ｱｳ