– The Shaggs

Oh, the rich people want
what the poor people’s got
And the poor people want
what the rich people’s got
And the skinny people want
what the fat people’s got
And the fat people want
what the skinny people’s got

You can never please
anybody in this world

The short people want
what the tall people’s got
And the tall people want
what the short people’s got
The little kids want
what the big kid’s got
And the big kids want
what the little kid’s got

You can never please
anybody in this world

Oh, the girls with short hair
want long hair
And the girls with long hair
want short hair
Oh, the boys with cars
want motorcycles
And the boys with motorcycles
want cars

You can never please
anybody in this world

It doesn’t matter
what you do
It doesn’t matter
what you say
There will always be
One who wants things
the opposite way

It doesn’t matter where you go
It doesn’t matter who you see
There will always be
Someone who disagrees

We do our best
We try to please
But we’re like the rest
Whenever at ease

Oh, the rich people want
what the poor people’s got
And the poor people want
what the rich people’s got
And the skinny people want
what the fat people’s got
And the fat people want
what the skinny people’s got

You can never please
anybody in this world

ｵｰ､ ﾀﾞ ﾘｯﾁ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ ｳｫﾝ
ﾜｯﾀﾞ ﾎﾟｰ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰｽﾞ ｶﾞｯ
ｴﾝﾀﾞ ﾎﾟｰ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ ｳｫﾝ
ﾜｯﾀﾞ ﾘｯﾁ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰｽﾞ ｶﾞｯ
ｴﾝﾀﾞ ｽｷﾆｰ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ ｳｫﾝ
ﾜｯﾀﾞ ﾌｧｯ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰｽﾞ ｶﾞｯ
ｴﾝﾀﾞ ﾌｧｯ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ ｳｫﾝ
ﾜｯﾀﾞ ｽｷﾆｰ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰｽﾞ ｶﾞｯ

ﾕｰ ｷｬﾝ ﾈｳﾞｧｰ ﾌﾟﾘｰｽﾞ ﾌﾟﾘｰｽﾞ
ｴﾆﾊﾞﾃﾞｨ ｲﾝ ﾃﾞｨｽ ﾜｰｩｯ

ﾀﾞ ｼｮｰｯ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ ｳｫﾝ
ﾜｯﾀﾞ ﾄｰ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰｽﾞ ｶﾞｯ
ｴﾝﾀﾞ ﾄｰ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ ｳｫﾝ
ﾜｯﾀﾞ ｼｮｰｯ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰｽﾞ ｶﾞｯ
ﾀﾞ ﾘﾄ ｷｯｽﾞ ｳｫﾝ
ﾜｯﾀﾞ ﾋﾞｯ ｷｯｽﾞ ｶﾞｯ
ｴﾝﾀﾞ ﾋﾞｯ ｷｯｽﾞ ｳｫﾝ
ﾜｯﾀﾞ ﾘﾄ ｷｯｽﾞ ｶﾞｯ

ﾕｰ ｷｬﾝ ﾈｳﾞｧｰ ﾌﾟﾘｰｽﾞ ﾌﾟﾘｰｽﾞ
ｴﾆﾊﾞﾃﾞｨ ｲﾝ ﾃﾞｨｽ ﾜｰｩｯ

ｵｰ､ ﾀﾞ ｶﾞｰｩｽﾞ ｳｨｯ ｼｮｰｯ ﾍｰｧ
ｳｫﾝ ﾛﾝ ﾍｰｧ
ｴﾝﾀﾞ ｶﾞｰｩｽﾞ ｳｨｯ ﾛﾝ ﾍｰｧ
ｳｫﾝ ｼｮｰｯ ﾍｰｧ
ｵｰ､ ﾀﾞ ﾎﾞｰｲｽﾞ ｳｨｯ ｶｰｽﾞ
ｳｫﾝ ﾓｰﾗｰｻｲｺｰｽﾞ
ｴﾝﾀﾞ ﾎﾞｰｲｽﾞ ｳｨｯ ﾓｰﾗｰｻｲｺｰｽﾞ
ｳｫﾝ ｶｰｽﾞ
ﾕｰ ｷｬﾝ ﾈｳﾞｧｰ ﾌﾟﾘｰｽﾞ ﾌﾟﾘｰｽﾞ
ｴﾆﾊﾞﾃﾞｨ ｲﾝ ﾃﾞｨｽ ﾜｰｩｯ

ｲｯ ﾀﾞｽﾞﾝ ﾏﾀｰ
ﾜｯ ﾕｰ ﾄﾞｩ
ｲｯ ﾀﾞｽﾞﾝ ﾏﾀｰ
ﾜｯ ﾕｰ ｾｲ
ﾃﾞｱ ｳｨｩ ｵｰｳｪｲｽﾞ ﾋﾞｰ
ﾜﾝ ﾌｰ ｳｫﾝﾂ ｽｨﾝｸﾞｽ
ﾀﾞ ｵﾎﾟｽﾞｨｯ ｳｪｲ

ｲｯ ﾀﾞｽﾞﾝ ﾏﾀｰ ｳｪｰ ﾕｰ ｺﾞｰ
ｲｯ ﾀﾞｽﾞﾝ ﾏﾀｰ ﾌｰ ﾕｰ ｽｨｰ
ﾃﾞｱ ｳｨｩ ｵｰｳｪｲｽﾞ ﾋﾞｰ
ｻﾑﾜﾝ ﾌｰ ﾃﾞｨｽｱｸﾞﾘｰｽﾞ

ｳｨｰ ﾄﾞｩ ｱﾜ ﾍﾞｽ
ｳｨｰ ﾄﾗｲ ﾄｩ ﾌﾟﾘｰｽﾞ
ﾊﾞｯ ｳｨｱ ﾗｲｸ ﾀﾞ ﾚｽ
ｳｪﾈｳﾞｧｰ ｱｯ ｲｰｽﾞ

ｵｰ､ ﾀﾞ ﾘｯﾁ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ ｳｫﾝ
ﾜｯﾀﾞ ﾎﾟｰ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰｽﾞ ｶﾞｯ
ｴﾝﾀﾞ ﾎﾟｰ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ ｳｫﾝ
ﾜｯﾀﾞ ﾘｯﾁ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰｽﾞ ｶﾞｯ
ｴﾝﾀﾞ ｽｷﾆｰ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ ｳｫﾝ
ﾜｯﾀﾞ ﾌｧｯ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰｽﾞ ｶﾞｯ
ｴﾝﾀﾞ ﾌｧｯ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰ ｳｫﾝ
ﾜｯﾀﾞ ｽｷﾆｰ ﾋﾟｰﾎﾟｰｽﾞ ｶﾞｯ

ﾕｰ ｷｬﾝ ﾈｳﾞｧｰ ﾌﾟﾘｰｽﾞ ﾌﾟﾘｰｽﾞ
ｴﾆﾊﾞﾃﾞｨ ｲﾝ ﾃﾞｨｽ ﾜｰｩｯ